Fly Me To The Moon

We have so many objects that fly that I have stood in awe at the objects that fly  from angels represented in religion to the rockets we humans send into space.  I myself have sent kites up far into the skies for many years from my own backyard from which the neighbors were my witnesses enough to wonder what kind of a man would fly a kite kites are for kids.  Nevertheless  I am child like and love to see things fly; a kite is just one way.  The Chinese have manufactured the popular drones made it  a consumer product once made for military purposes and now we have these model aircraft to play with I could not afford such an expensive toy the more expensive models are rigged to fly right from the box but go for a high  price tag but are easy to fly I am told.  The cheaper toy ones are just that...toys....and difficult to master like setting a gopher trap one can do it but it can be very tricky that the store clerks could not set one for me.   I put extra effort into studying how to do it my reading and rereading You Tube on how to set one.  It took me too much time to learn it but I wanted to kill and the Chinese in me kept me going a very high price to pay but now I can  kill gophers with a trap at random.  I would have to do the same studying with the fifty to one hundred dollar drones if I expected to fly one but I don't have the patience or the time to figure it out.  A thousand dollar drone would be the one to fly I would think but I just can't imagine myself chasing my expensive toy over a hill and disappearing.  I don't have the money.  I'd rather put the money for something more useful like air conditioning when the summers get long and hot....you know the long hot summer I am dying from the heat.  And so I did get one of those central air conditioners the kind every house in the   inland cities have because it is hotter there than the cities and towns close to the Bay.  I  know what I am doing.