The NBA and the Championship

So you may ask just what qualifications do I have do I have to make any comments about basketball due to the fact the Oakland city has a basketball team with the name of The Warriors which goes to show I know very little if almost nothing about basketball. I've just been informed that they may be making a move to San Francisco a city in which I claim I know about and travelled to many times to from across the San Francisco-Oakland Bay. Sports is not a foreign thorn in my side in fact I have come to know sports as an ally not an enemy; I have been known to interact with sports figures on the air before. I will cut to the chase. Tall men can do well at playing basketball it does not hurt. Witness one of the tallest players Yao Ming long since retired but he was very tall for a basketball player. Before Yao Ming came along my father a full blooded Chinese like myself told me that no Chinese could never play basketball because simply put Chinese were much much too short. And my father was right until Yao Ming came along from the other side of the world in China near the or at the area of Shanghai. Trust me. I am Chinese. Let me use the San Francisco zoo for instance I was there just yesterday and no I did not attend the Warrior's game today or ever. In fact I have never been to a basketball game. What I saw at the San Francisco zoo were the tallest animals in the world. Why God made them with the longest neck ever is beyond me but there the giraffes stood as tall as any beast could ever stand. In Thailand on television I saw with my very own eyes elephants playing soccer kicking the ball to make points. This is the truth so help me God. I did see the zoo's trainers and no one should tell me that these trainers cannot train the giraffes. It would never be a problem for a giraffe to slam dunk. I don't think Rich Walkolf sports commentator of radio KGO will have to worry about losing his job to me.